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lines that would never get you a second date, or worse, a first.

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
Woman: Really, I'd put F and U together

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Labels: I Keep Love Real, love advice, UAP, University of Asia and the Pacific

Posted by Anna at 10:34 PM | 25 Comment/s

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Anonymous said last January 9, 2008 at 4:57 AM #..

Let me add a couple of stupid lines that I heard...."Hey girl, are you from tennessee, because you're the only 10 I see", "Girl, you're father must have been a baker because he made some nice buns", "If I can re-arrange the aplhabet, I'd put U and I together!"....Super corny lines, anybody who uses this should be slap, big time!

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Anonymous said last January 9, 2008 at 3:19 PM #..

don't even try to say these to the girl you like..mapapahiya ka lang for sure..

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Anonymous said last January 9, 2008 at 10:01 PM #..

is your dad a terrorist? because you're the bomb! eww.. sobrang corny.

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Anonymous said last January 9, 2008 at 10:30 PM #..

ang corny!! GRABE! hahah eto..

"your dad is a thief....he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes".

somebody ACTUALLY told me this.. and ohmygod i died laughing!! poor dude..

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Anonymous said last January 9, 2008 at 10:38 PM #..

bitter sweet funny.

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Anonymous said last January 10, 2008 at 10:02 AM #..

hahaha Joke..COOORNY! "your dad is a thief....he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes".
EP kaw ba toh!!

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efrenefren said last January 10, 2008 at 10:36 PM #..

ganda ng pictures and logos niyo. sino gumawa?

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Anonymous said last January 10, 2008 at 11:47 PM #..

lol..the woman's responses wer funny.."ill put F and U together" "unfertilized" bwahahaha..cute

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Anonymous said last January 12, 2008 at 1:38 PM #..

Hahahahahaha!!! I love it! So funny=P

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LilSis said last January 13, 2008 at 2:24 PM #..

hahahahahahahaha..lafftrip!!! :) sasapakin ko yun magsabi nito... :)

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Anonymous said last January 14, 2008 at 12:06 AM #..

men can be so desperate at times just to get laid. too bad women always outwit them.hehe

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Yna said last January 14, 2008 at 12:42 AM #..

these are fun quotes... ;)

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Anonymous said last January 14, 2008 at 11:36 PM #..

wahahaha... the mere fact that they were conceived means that somebody must have said these lines before...

ignorance is a bliss, what they do not know will not hurt them...

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Unknown said last January 15, 2008 at 11:20 AM #..

omg!!! I so remember!!! hahaha... some guy gave me a cheesy line like this and after, started laughing and sprayed me with his freaking saliva!!! omg, i swear, while i was thinking of killing him while politely giggling... I saw that his fly was open!!! safe to say we don't date anymore...

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Unknown said last January 15, 2008 at 11:21 AM #..

hahaha.... i feel so bad to the author of these quotes...he just never knew what hit him... onga..who kaya could be the author noh??? malas..hahah.. does he know his work is generating so much disgust? hahaha

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Unknown said last January 15, 2008 at 11:22 AM #..

Kay, that guy should see stars..hahaha

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Unknown said last January 15, 2008 at 11:23 AM #..

one guy i know has a book on how to hit on girls in bars...i didn't know they made books like that.... damn...

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Unknown said last January 15, 2008 at 11:24 AM #..

tashing..hahaha... talaga lang ha? kaya mo? ahaha

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Gab said last February 11, 2008 at 1:29 PM #..

UA&P booth this week for special valentines event-- come visit at the CAS garden!!!!

From students of University of Asia and the Pacific

UA&P's I Keep Love Real Team

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Gab said last February 11, 2008 at 1:29 PM #..

UA&P booth this week for special valentines event-- come visit at the CAS garden!!!!

From students of University of Asia and the Pacific

UA&P's I Keep Love Real Team

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Gab said last February 11, 2008 at 1:29 PM #..

UA&P booth this week for special valentines event-- come visit at the CAS garden!!!!

From students of University of Asia and the Pacific

UA&P's I Keep Love Real Team

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Gab said last February 11, 2008 at 1:29 PM #..

UA&P booth this week for special valentines event-- come visit at the CAS garden!!!!

From students of University of Asia and the Pacific

UA&P's I Keep Love Real Team

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Anonymous said last February 11, 2008 at 7:51 PM #..

Keep on supporting us guys!

UA&P's I Keep Love Real Team
University of Asia and the Pacific

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Anonymous said last February 11, 2008 at 7:51 PM #..

Keep on supporting us guys!

UA&P's I Keep Love Real Team
University of Asia and the Pacific

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Anonymous said last February 11, 2008 at 7:52 PM #..

Keep on supporting us guys!

UA&P's I Keep Love Real Team
University of Asia and the Pacific

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LOVE refers to courtship, romance, and relationships between men and women with eyes towards friendship and marriage.

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